shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

Well did you let them use your pool?

gaypoetsociety:

perfexoxotion:

Next time you come over. You. me. the human centipede and an occasional kinky use of an octopus gaypoetsociety

heck yeah bro. I’m holding you up to that. you can’t punk out now. I’m reading us on the best positions with an octopus. perfexoxotion

Sounds like a plan >:D we have like at least an hour and a half until work on Friday. You have the TV and Netflix and I’ll bring the octopuses (octopi?). gaypoetsociety

gaypoetsociety:

perfexoxotion:

Next time you come over. You. me. the human centipede and an occasional kinky use of an octopus gaypoetsociety

heck yeah bro. I’m holding you up to that. you can’t punk out now. I’m reading us on the best positions with an octopus. perfexoxotion

Sounds like a plan >:D we have like at least an hour and a half until work on Friday. You have the TV and Netflix and I’ll bring the octopuses (octopi?). gaypoetsociety

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing